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Bilby Does love Sydney and here he’s indigenous. Although he’s not really sure what means.
Bilby Does think Australia is just wonderful. This is his home. These are his people. Good people.
Then again, it’s because of them that he’s endangered. Bilby’s confused. He doesn’t know what to think. He needs a drink.
Bilby Does love a beer. No need for bar staff – he can help himself. Err can someone put a glass under this?
Bilby Does enjoy a pint or five. However, his tiny bladder means he does need to go to the toilet every 24 seconds. He’s used the ashtray before but people generally don’t like it. Whose round is it?
Bilby Does not feel very well. Uh oh, he’s had too much to drink. This has happened before. Soon he’ll be trying to fight the pub dog and telling the girl behind the bar that he loves her.
Oh Bilby.
Perhaps he can curl up and sleep it off in a brandy glass.
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Having had this passed on from here, here’s Bilby’s take on Five Reasons Why I Blog
1. All that hopping from key to key is good exercise.
2. Chics dig it.
3. Because I like to send messages back from my trips and post boxes are normally too high for me to reach.
4. Because we’re endangered and I want my kids to be able to read about what their Dad did.
5. Hmm. Gulp. That’s if us Bilbies are still around. Maaaan, I gotta start boosting the species.
Who next? I nominate, in order to keep it roughly in the family, My Boyfriend is a Rat.
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Bilby Does enjoy spicy food. Although he finds that afterwards his droppings can make his furry little behind somewhat sensitive.
Bilby Does like to visit nice cool places when he’s in a hot country. The curry, the heat..it gets to the little fella. Rafters Retreat, just outside of Kandy is his kind of place. Shame the rafts were too big. Maybe they can find him a polystyrene cup to float in. You’d like that, wouldn’t you Bilby?
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Bilby does like to take the train. It’s so much better for the environment. First class, of course.
Bilby Does think that Thai National Park Island Koh Tarutao is the most beautiful place in the whole country. And it’s a great place to put his hammock.
Bilby Does like to sleep under canvas. A one man tent? You could get all the bilbies in the world in here. Poor endangered little poppets.
Bilby Does like to keep on the move. He’s in a taxi heading to their airport. Now where should he go?
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Bilby Does Not Appreciate Speciesism
Bilby Does …like to mix a little business with pleasure in his suite
Bilby Does…like to relax afterwards in the Sheraton’s super large tub
Bilby Does…need a good night’s sleep. He’s got a big day ahead of him.
