Bilby Does…

Bilby Does love Sydney and here he’s indigenous. Although he’s not really sure what means.

Bilby Does think Australia is just wonderful. This is his home. These are his people. Good people.

Then again, it’s because of them that he’s endangered. Bilby’s confused. He doesn’t know what to think. He needs a drink.

Bilby Does love a beer. No need for bar staff – he can help himself. Err can someone put a glass under this?

Bilby Does enjoy a pint or five. However, his tiny bladder means he does need to go to the toilet every 24 seconds. He’s used the ashtray before but people generally don’t like it. Whose round is it?

Bilby Does not feel very well. Uh oh, he’s had too much to drink. This has happened before. Soon he’ll be trying to fight the pub dog and telling the girl behind the bar that he loves her.

Oh Bilby.

Perhaps he can curl up and sleep it off in a brandy glass.